Anyways, After we had finished all that, and the mamma put Nanook through her class, it was back home again. But once the mamma had done her floor sucking thing, and then put the clothes in the big box full of water, she came back out, put us back into the car, and we got to go for a short ride, where there were heaps and heaps of GIANTS!!! I think they were newfs on steroids, but the Mamma said they're something called horses. Anyway, we got to go out for our first ride with our brother Argo, he's old, and doesn't run too much, which is great for us cos he's got longer legs (can you imagine!), and otherwise it'd be just too much work for us to keep up with him. I tell you, it was such a great day, I told the mamma that EVERY day should be like this one, but she told us that unfortunantely, if we want the good stuff in our bellies, she has to work at least SOME of the week, hmmmmph, where's the lotto when you need it ??!!!
Friday, May 30, 2008
Oh Heavens dogs, what a day, first, the mamma took us to school, and she thought I was soooooooo super good at my long distance stay (I was the only one that DIDN'T break!!) that she couldn't help but take a picture of me, then, the class all went down to the local shopping strip, which is something our class hasn't done in a long time. Apparently, it's supposed to teach us to stay nice and quiet on a drop under the tables at the outdoor cafes, and NOT BEG FOR FOOD. I tell you, i can't help it if the other patrons take one look at my newfalicous eyes, fall in love and start sneaking me treats when the mamma isn't looking.
Oh my god my peoples, the Mamma, shame on her, has been leading, wait for it, A DOUBLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will never in a newfillion years guess what happened, go on, huh huh huh???
Well, I"LL TELL YOU !!!
The Mamma had gone out, and when she came back, instead of going in through the front door, as per normal in our old house, as it had no side gate, she came in through the garage door straight into the back yard to give us a hard earned newf sandwich cuddle, but she smelled very very strange, like fresh mowed grass, hay, and something sweet like honey, but not honey. Well, Nanook and I consulted each other, and we just couldn't work out what on earth it could possibly be, when all of a sudden, a big truck came up the street, and parked right in front of our house !!!
It had a funny looking trailer thing attached to the back of it, and there was a strange noise coming out of the back, like SOMETHING BIG WAS IN THERE !!!!!
Well, the mamma said to us, as she saw our puzzled little expressions, "guess what my girls, you finally get to meet your BIG BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!"
Well, nanook started doing her puppy bounce - i keep telling her it ISN'T DIGNIFIED - she's 7 !!
I, on the other hand, got down to the business of trying to get in to see our brother, when all of a sudden the big man driving the truck pushed a button, and these strange sounds started coming out of the bottom and back of the truck, well, i didn't need to be told twice, i went straight back up the driveway and waited by the front of the garage thank you very much, where i still had a very good view of what was going on. Nanook was stuck looking through the side gate, as she just got hyped up by the suspense of it all.
Well, you'll never ever ever ever guess what happened next my people, have a look at the photo the man took for the mamma, dogs you will not beleive your eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Well, we knew our rule of the kingdom wouldn't last forever, but now, horror of horrors, our peaceful kingdom has been overthrown by the local over-lords, they're an evil trio, who rule with an iron claw, and laugh as we run away cowering for the mamma's protection, we now produce they're photos, so that you may all tremble in awe at the gods we had prayed we had left behind in the move, but we find we are once again forced to bow down to. I give you the Micah, Loki, and the queen of their tyranny, Salem ...
Oh my god my peoples guess what - it was my birthday, i'm now a grand 9yrs old, so the Mamma figured it was only fitting for someone of my wondernewfness, that i should have a 50th birthday party thrown in my honour, with cake, balloons, presents and all, yeaaaaaaaaah me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you look close enough at my ears, you can even see the little pink ribbons (with little yellow smiley faces of course) that i had in my hair, oh what a day!
Well, the Mamma has ALOT of making-up to do, she's been sooooo super busy this past month, what with renovating the new house, and helping to organise not one, but TWO weddings, then of course, attending them, that she hasn't given us time on the computer to talk to our friends !!!!!!!! Hmmmph, but i guess we'll have to forgive her. Well, we (the Mamma, and I - Kuma) had a Nanook free day!!! Nanook (who shall forever be known as Madam Stinky-ear in my book) had an over-night visit at the vet, to have her ear washed out, so the Mamma, in her first step of pennance for her terrible neglect to the wonder of me, took me for a trip to the beach, and check it out people, boy did i have fun, who needs stick-figure models, i put them all to shame .......