Thursday, July 31, 2008

Spa Day Retreat - Newf Style

Oh dogs, after having to endure going
under the knife, there's nothing quite
like a bit of spa therapy to lift a girls
spirits, and check it out dogs, did i lap
it up or what. The Mamma decided that
after the scare I gave her, I, Kuma, was
in dire need of some pampering. Sooooo,
while she took Nookers out for some one
on one time at the park, playing with the
pelicans and ducks, I got down to
business, and boy was business good ....

Mamma's Note: May West is DEFINITELY back in town

Sunday, July 13, 2008


I am the man-eater Nanook of Oz, Grrrrrr!
All bike riding peoples of the world beware,

I am tough, I am a man-eater!!!

* Mamma's Note (too busy rolling around on the floor dying of laughter)

* Kuma's Note (cough cough, splutter, insert laughter here)

Ok, maybe not a maneater, but dogs check out
what some silly human left lying on the ground at
the park. I took one look at it and decided it was
definitely toy-worthy, and MOST DEFINITELY
coming home with me, where i then set about on
my mission of totally destroying it ....

Woaahhhh Duuuuude !

Hey dogs, Kuma here, oh man oh man, i tell you what dogs, the V.E.T put me on this medication while i was in the hospital, something called morphine, and duuuuuuude, it's awesome! The mamma assures me i'm all better now, just have to wait for the stitches to heal up and in two weeks i'll be back to my old hip-swishing ways , till then, woofs and tail wags,
Kuma (aka May West)

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Holy smokes dogs I ALMOST DIED !!!!!!!!!!!!

The mamma came home from the work place today, took one look at my newfy eyes and just knew there was trouble. Usually i'm very happy, boisterous and up for a cuddle and a jump around, even for my grand years of 9, but today i just couldn't do it, i was just feeling miserable and just wanted to crawl under the mamma's doona, and she could tell. Sooooo, into the car we went, and a 20 minute drive to the animal hospital, the mamma didn't even want to bother with the regular vet as she knew we wouldn't make it before they closed. I got to meet a new V.E.T. who was very nice, although a little too forward for our first date, he kept checking under my tail - how rude, i'm a lady !!!!!!!!!!!!

He told the mamma it would be straight onto a drip, and in the morning they were going to "prep me", i think they're doing a photo shoot ?

Anyways, he said that the reason my tummy wasn't feeling so good was something called pylo, you'll have to forgive the spelling, i'm just saying what i hear. Apparently i'm going to get spayed tomorrow, as they have to get rid of all the gunk upsetting my tummy. I'm hoping that doesn't spoil my hip swishing, the mamma has given me many assurances that it won't and that the boys will still be driven mad by my swishiness.

Well, stay tuned for updates on whether "i've still got it"

Until then Newfy licks to all

Kuma (aka boof head bear, aka May West)