Friday, May 30, 2008

A Newf Brother ?????

Oh my god my peoples, the Mamma, shame on her, has been leading, wait for it, A DOUBLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will never in a newfillion years guess what happened, go on, huh huh huh???


Well, I"LL TELL YOU !!!


The Mamma had gone out, and when she came back, instead of going in through the front door, as per normal in our old house, as it had no side gate, she came in through the garage door straight into the back yard to give us a hard earned newf sandwich cuddle, but she smelled very very strange, like fresh mowed grass, hay, and something sweet like honey, but not honey. Well, Nanook and I consulted each other, and we just couldn't work out what on earth it could possibly be, when all of a sudden, a big truck came up the street, and parked right in front of our house !!!


It had a funny looking trailer thing attached to the back of it, and there was a strange noise coming out of the back, like SOMETHING BIG WAS IN THERE !!!!!


Well, the mamma said to us, as she saw our puzzled little expressions, "guess what my girls, you finally get to meet your BIG BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!"


Well, nanook started doing her puppy bounce - i keep telling her it ISN'T DIGNIFIED - she's 7 !!


I, on the other hand, got down to the business of trying to get in to see our brother, when all of a sudden the big man driving the truck pushed a button, and these strange sounds started coming out of the bottom and back of the truck, well, i didn't need to be told twice, i went straight back up the driveway and waited by the front of the garage thank you very much, where i still had a very good view of what was going on. Nanook was stuck looking through the side gate, as she just got hyped up by the suspense of it all.


Well, you'll never ever ever ever guess what happened next my people, have a look at the photo the man took for the mamma, dogs you will not beleive your eyes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




1 comment:

Unknown said...

WOW! What a cool brother! Our Mama has always wanted to get us a brother like that too but our Dad won't let her...
That is the coolest brother ever!

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Gabe the Newf & Murphy the Golden